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People magazine reports that the twin girls have been named Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge. Elwell and Hodge are family names, which is fine--- but Marion Loretta? Did they give birth to an 80 year old woman? Tabitha is ok, but it makes us think of a teenage witch. Overall, the names are not good. That being said, they're both better than Rumer, Apple or Suri.