Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Scarlett Johansson Cellulite
Tori Spelling needs to start wearing the same hat
Lady Gaga covers her face in this weird hat. She's in Manchester, England doing some charity work.
Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard attend the premiere of Public Enemies
Both of these two are beautiful, but we still wish Johnny Depp would cut his hair a little shorter.
Eddie van Halen gets married
We think they look very happy together.
They were married in Studio City CA, with Alex van Halen officiating.
There was no alcohol served at the wedding, serving apple and pear sparkling cider instead.
At the reception, corn dogs, hamburgers, french fries, filet mignon, chicken and mojito prawns were served, followed by an olive oil cake with strawberries.
Britney's fake blonde hair used to make her look like trailer trash....
...and the brown color does little to change this situation.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick show off their oddly named twin girls
These names were almost as bad as Phinnaeus and Hazel.
Our other thoughts are:
Pictures of newborns are pretty pointless.
We like the fact that they finally cut their son James' hair.
Matthew Broderick looks about 68.
Solange Knowles wears another get-up designed by her mother
This must be payback for bratty behavior as a child.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Someone needs to call 911 for Kate Hudson's hair
Kate Hudson had to dye her hair brown for another crappy movie she's doing and the mixture with her old dyed blonde hair is starting to look weird. In other news, she and A-Roids are still going strong. Cut to two weeks from now, when she gets back together with Owen Wilson, dumps him for being too much of a downer, hooks up with someone else and then gets back together with Owen Wilson only to dump him weeks later.
Mercy helps Madonna and Guy reunite
Guy Ritchie had a chance to meet Mercy in Malawi when he was still married to Madonna. This past weekend, everyone had a chance to reunite and the meeting between Guy and Madonna was described as cordial. Supposedly, Madonna and Guy aren't at each other's throats anymore and Guy has even met Madonna's boytoy, Jesus Luz.
At what point will these two start tattooing their faces?
It looks like they're getting close to going that route.
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds promote "The Proposal" in Madrid
We're surprised that our parents haven't seen this movie yet. They've seen every romantic comedy that's every been made. We're not kidding.
These two might be dating
Vanessa Minillo who recently parted ways with Nick Lachey, is not going back to dating sports stars (as we originally thought she would). Instead she's chosen to date pale and scrawny actors. We doubt this hook-up will last more than a week.
Ana Ortiz gives birth to a girl named Paloma Louise
Originally she said that she was going to name the baby Ramona. No offense to anyone named Ramona, but that's a horrible name. We like the name Paloma, though-- it's very pretty.
Kendra Wilkinson married Hank Baskett on Saturday at the Playboy mansion
The happy couple was seen in the top photograph at LAX, en route to their honeymoon. Our guess is they went to either Mexico or Hawaii.
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The bridesmaids wore lavender dresses that don't look too hideous and the bride wore a white monstrosity that she designed herself. It's very 1986 for our taste- just a little too much material and too satiny. Her hair looked nice though.
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At the last minute she decided to have her brother walk her down the aisle instead of Hugh Hefner, since the 6:45 pm ceremony was past Hugh Hefner's bedtime.
Lindsay Lohan turned 43 this past weekend
To celebrate her 23rd birthday, Lindsay Lohan went to Las Vegas- which seems like the perfect place to go if you are a recovering drug addict/alcoholic.
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