La Loca Lohan recently emerged from her Paris hotel looking like a well-rested and natural beauty. We're kidding. Obviously, she looks like she just went on a 10 day bender with Mickey Rourke and Keith Richards. The story from yesterday is that while away in Paris, the alarm of her house went off, prompting the police to come visit. The police were in shock to find the house in total disarray as if it had been ransacked. Contrary to their observation, there had been no intruder. Nope-- Lindsay just likes to live in places that look like crack dens.
